I come from a long line of farters. Not that I fart, Heaven forfend……I am after all a proper gay man and as such I.DO.NOT.FART. Oh okay, I occasionally let out a gaseous build up (after ingesting several generous helpings of my famous homemade black bean soup) but my FARTS.DO.NOT.STINK. Just a wee release of gases that built up in my lower intestinal tract.
|Black bean soup - natural gas producer|
|Uncle Henry, Primo Farter|
So folks, just remember, sometimes overconfidence will cause you to poop your pants.